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For me it's calculating. Too many people put math into their search engines and not their calculator.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Store important telephone numbers on your phone. No need to do a google search everytime you call your doctor/dentist/mechanic/whoever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

But I might want to not use this doctor for my yearly specialty visits for the first time in over a decade!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Analog masturbation just hits different. Or so I've been told

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does one do that online?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Look up The Handy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You haven't seen the latest chatGPT update?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Watch videos of OPs mom

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • Store passwords.
  • Gaming. Some of it at least.
  • Socializing
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Store passwords.

I gotta disagree. It's much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it's not something I recommend doing purely locally.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Translating and dictionary, see the app Aard 2, you download Wiktionary in your preferred language (hoping it's available) and it's all in your phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't shout loud enough for people 900 miles away to hear me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Practice, practice, practice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not sure about 900 miles, but you can avoid shouting by.. learning sign language and lip reading and get a telescope.
learning morse code so you can use blinking light. learning smoke signalling.
Get a pigeon or 2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only buy my plane tickets at the airport on the day of travel with handfuls of cash pulled from a carrier bag while wearing a blood-stained shirt. I punctuate that start of every sentence by slamming my first on the desk and the end of the sentence with "goddamnit".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet you aren't picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Why would you think that?

SLAM "If I do upgrade to Business, will I be able to recline my seat without interrupting the person behind's meal?" SLAM "And is The Grand Budapest Hotel still available onboard or do I need to download it first, goddamnit?"

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