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Lol, oh no bud this is your life now.
You are gonna be hated globally until you die.
To be fair, he could rehabilitate his image in a heartbeat. I mean, the Falcon 9 is perfectly capable of "landing" on Mar-a-Lago, or the Oval Office...
he could pull an ebenezer and devote his wealth to halting poverty, spread vaccines all over the place, etc.
but he wont, we need some ghosts...
We need some ghosts that are 7.62mm in diameter and weigh 11 grams or so
We need some Lake City Quiet Pills.
If I were suddenly very very rich, I would immediately blow it all hiring hitmen for all the other rich people running the planet.
look at his dead soulless eyes, i doubt he can redeem himself.
Oh, he's going to be hated for a lot longer than that... there will be chapters about him in the history books.
This is the bully that finally takes a solid hit, and cries that they got hurt.
Drop dead, Elon.
Some real captain hammer crying to a psychiatrist after hurting himself shit.
You've reminded me that I'm due for my quarterly rewatch of Dr. Horrible.
Can we make him leave the planet?
Or place him deeper within it?
That's just a pretext. As spoiled rich as he is, I doubt he is surprised to see people fighting back. He's just walking away because people in the administration are realizing how much of a fraud he really is and are stripping any power he had over it.
Given how much of a man child he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he's genuinely someone somewhere doesn't think he's important. He seems like the kind of person everyone hates.
I figure he's already gained access to what he wanted. Breaking shit was just a fun distraction.
Yea he has built an entire persona off of going “this thing I can’t deliver is a year or two around the corner”
Self driving has been 12-18 months away for a decade plus now.
They get four years in office (if democracy holds up) and so his shtick is already not going to fly. Seems like he bet heavily on AI + a bunch of 20 year olds that didn’t understand their own limits. Sure yea, use AI to sift through a million emails explaining what people did last week to see who to fire… great plan.
A bunch of 20 year olds don’t know cobol and can’t figure anything out and their brilliant idea, let’s rewrite it all in Java real quick, should be able to knock that out in a sprint or two.
Normally his bullshit claims only need to be swallowed by his adoring fanbois. But when you start fucking with social security people aren’t satisfied with “trust me bro”
I hope Elon dies sad and alone. I hope from now until then he can’t take enough ketamine to push back the encroaching feeling that he’s a fraud and a loser and no one likes him. He and trump are perfect, two people have never had more and been more miserable because of it. Fuck them both.
“Attacks”=truthful statements
Good job everyone, keep it up!
I'm going to destabilize the government to my own will!
Why are people hurting my feelings? :(
Is “the left” here in the room with you now, Elon?
Good. Fuck off.
Did he realize 'the left' were the ones buying his cars? Lol. You're not escaping that easily, my dude. This is your identity now.
Honestly I'm guessing it's actually that chaotically tearing down the government is too much work and he wants to go back to couch surfing at Xitter while doing drugs and playing video games all day.
If he did play video games all day he would have been better at them.
No... no he wouldn't. He's just that bad at video games, possibly due to the drugs.
I mean, think of how obsessed he was at... Polytopia(?) but from all accounts was still completely rubbish at it.
also because hes becauses losing favor with trump and his administration, and give less of an involvement, during his meetings. additionally on another lemmy thread, hes just deflecting blame hes getting from the right as well as a "left attacking"
Okay. Do it. I dare you. Punk.
"who knew that completely fucking things up for millions of people would make them say mean things about you?"
This is a man apparently worth billions, but I can't figure out what, if any, part of him that is. It sure isn't his brain.
I really hope he’s sad about it. Like really, really depressed and he feels awful all day.
probably shouldnt take ketamine all day.
I don't know what kind of bullshit he is trying but he can fuck off.
Oh, they won't stop
We won't stop even if you leave Elon.
So out before May like everyone was saying and they denied? When the length of being a special presidential shit stain expires?
The gas lighting never ends.
Should've kept your PR Team, idiot.
I'm sure this is just a pretext to him being pushed out, but... do it, pussy.
In Soviet America, woke mind virus kill you.
He should leave existence. He's one of the great Satans of the modern era.