Originally Posted By u/Gametron13 At 2025-04-21 04:48:58 PM | Source


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[–] 93 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Lol, oh no bud this is your life now.

You are gonna be hated globally until you die.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    To be fair, he could rehabilitate his image in a heartbeat. I mean, the Falcon 9 is perfectly capable of "landing" on Mar-a-Lago, or the Oval Office...

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    he could pull an ebenezer and devote his wealth to halting poverty, spread vaccines all over the place, etc.

    but he wont, we need some ghosts...

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is the bully that finally takes a solid hit, and cries that they got hurt.

    Drop dead, Elon.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can we make him leave the planet?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    That's just a pretext. As spoiled rich as he is, I doubt he is surprised to see people fighting back. He's just walking away because people in the administration are realizing how much of a fraud he really is and are stripping any power he had over it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yea he has built an entire persona off of going “this thing I can’t deliver is a year or two around the corner”

    Self driving has been 12-18 months away for a decade plus now.

    They get four years in office (if democracy holds up) and so his shtick is already not going to fly. Seems like he bet heavily on AI + a bunch of 20 year olds that didn’t understand their own limits. Sure yea, use AI to sift through a million emails explaining what people did last week to see who to fire… great plan.

    A bunch of 20 year olds don’t know cobol and can’t figure anything out and their brilliant idea, let’s rewrite it all in Java real quick, should be able to knock that out in a sprint or two.

    Normally his bullshit claims only need to be swallowed by his adoring fanbois. But when you start fucking with social security people aren’t satisfied with “trust me bro”

    I hope Elon dies sad and alone. I hope from now until then he can’t take enough ketamine to push back the encroaching feeling that he’s a fraud and a loser and no one likes him. He and trump are perfect, two people have never had more and been more miserable because of it. Fuck them both.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    “Attacks”=truthful statements

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Good job everyone, keep it up!

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  • I'm going to destabilize the government to my own will!

    Why are people hurting my feelings? :(

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Is “the left” here in the room with you now, Elon?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Good. Fuck off.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Did he realize 'the left' were the ones buying his cars? Lol. You're not escaping that easily, my dude. This is your identity now.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Honestly I'm guessing it's actually that chaotically tearing down the government is too much work and he wants to go back to couch surfing at Xitter while doing drugs and playing video games all day.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    also because hes becauses losing favor with trump and his administration, and give less of an involvement, during his meetings. additionally on another lemmy thread, hes just deflecting blame hes getting from the right as well as a "left attacking"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Okay. Do it. I dare you. Punk.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "who knew that completely fucking things up for millions of people would make them say mean things about you?"

    This is a man apparently worth billions, but I can't figure out what, if any, part of him that is. It sure isn't his brain.

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    I really hope he’s sad about it. Like really, really depressed and he feels awful all day.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I don't know what kind of bullshit he is trying but he can fuck off.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Oh, they won't stop

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    We won't stop even if you leave Elon.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    So out before May like everyone was saying and they denied? When the length of being a special presidential shit stain expires?

    The gas lighting never ends.

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    I'm sure this is just a pretext to him being pushed out, but... do it, pussy.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    In Soviet America, woke mind virus kill you.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    He should leave existence. He's one of the great Satans of the modern era.

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