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Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
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Do people still care what this turd has to say?
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"
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lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
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Enough musk spam...
Factory Floor is in China.
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
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Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
Announced since 2014
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.