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[Meta] Welcome to TenForward, home of the TenForward, can I take your order? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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You know how you go to your favorite bar, your local bartender isn't there.

You ask, "Where's Stamets?"

"Stamet's no longer works here. I'm ummthatguy."

And you're thinking "Hey who's this idiot? I like Stamets."

But you still want your drink. And even though ummthatguy doesn't mix your drink the same way you're used to, like Stamets, you still like the bar. You don't have to go to a different bar. And even ummthatguy might feel kinda bad because Stamets trained him. Stamets showed him how to work the cash register, where the tonic was on the soda gun, who tips, who doesn't.

Stamets is the SNL Weekend Update Norm Macdonald to my Colin Quinn.

Meme from Short Trek: The Trouble with Edward

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Glad you're here!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Thanks. Just following your guy's lead.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I'd try act more surprised but I've noticed you've been running this bar for a while

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I was just a bar back, but now I gotta help restock the shelves, throw out the belligerents, empty the holosuite filters, etc.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

And you're thinking "Hey who's this idiot? I like Stamets."

Yeah, we all like him - but you know what, we like you too:-).

And now to Trek this comment up a bit:

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

BTW .... happy to hear you taking the job ... just don't spill the drinks or set fire to the bar

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It's all part of the show.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"It's my first day." - Homer Simpson

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It was like that when I got here

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I honestly already thought you were a mod here lol

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Nah, just a regular who kept sneaking behind the bar to make my own drinks. Guess they figured "Why fight it?" and had me start helping out.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Uh, yeah whatever. A rootbeer and two hours on the Vulcan Love Slaves of Terrix IV.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Uh, the suites are currently occupied. Vic's got a set going, then Chief O'Brien and his boytoy are "fighting" the Battle of the Bulge. The jokes practically write themselves.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Friends like these, huh Morn?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Morn:

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Huh, must have not posted on account of going over the word limit.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah, what's going on with Stamets? I saw someone say he made a post about leaving the other day, but I looked through his profile and found no such post.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

What little I've picked up is that the combination of life stress and social media induced stress came to a head. So they cut themselves loose and left. It's a bummer, but I hope doing so will help them be well.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Aw man, that is too bad.

I hope wherever he is he finds some peace and feels better. It is a rough time out there, I hope my sending positive vibes finds him, even if it isn’t much.

For whatever it’s worth, this place has been a massive place of comfort for me and that is in a large part because of them. I went through the shit for most of last year and had some breakdowns and this community really helped.

And you too ummthatguy, you’re awesome and you’ve made me laugh so many times. I couldn’t think of a better member of the community to help mod it, thanks for all you do.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

@[email protected] isn't entirely wrong. I've been dealing with some shit for the better part of the last year. It is also my birthday in a few days and while that's a celebration for other people, it's a severe stressor for me thanks to some past trauma. I overreacted. That's why I deleted the leaving post. I'll probably be back. Might be a couple weeks. Might be a month or two. I don't know. I'm just struggling and adding in the extra stress of Lemmy is a straw I just can't handle.

Not likely I'll come back in a moderator capacity unless directly asked. There's no reason for me to be on the team. Everything runs smoothly and sufficiently without me and I'm not egotistical enough to be like "I WANT THAT GREEN M NEXT TO MY NAME AGAIN".

Hope that helps to you, @[email protected] and @[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They will be missed.

And don't diminish your own contribution to our little hub.

How far we've all come. Hell, you even stopped calling me Kevin.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Same - he seems to have deleted the goodbye post and left the Fediverse even before that post had time to be federated around to the different instances. :-(

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Via con dios, Stamets, and welcome ummthatguy!

I'll have something... green.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Currently out of green. Try this.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Me, as a YouTube reactor: "Chat, this is just temporary... right?"

But, seriously, congrats. You'll be mostly fine.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Appreciate the vote of confidence.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

affirmative grunt

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Me, as a YouTube reactor: “Chat, this is just temporary… right?”

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Okay but the thing is I'm delightful and I tip and I only ever seem to get snark ; _ ;

Live long and prosper, Stamets. We'll be here if you ever decide to come back.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This may not be the day you die, but when you do, stamets will wait for you in sto vo kor.

Glory to the house of ummthatguy!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Stamets is the SNL Weekend Update Norm Macdonald to my Colin Quinn.

Norm was the goat. But Colin was criminally under-appreciated.

Thanks for Guinan us through these days!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

When a friend asks for help... You help them! It's just...

... that it happened as the result of losing a fondly remembered founding member of our nice, quiet little beach community here.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Can i still call you Old Man? Do you carry the stamets symbiote

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I carry his spirit, if you will.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

We are lucky to have you!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Glad to be of service.

This image is in no way intentionally ominous, just where my head went.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My Big Lebowski postthis morning was supposed to be a subtle welcome, but I don't think it was very clear

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, I got ya. I just waayy overslept at which point adding a comment felt weird. Thanks all the same.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do not treat Tankies fairly or with respect. Tolerance paradox and all that.

Imagine they're a bad mirror universe.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

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