Unbolt the toilets and lift them. There's spaces in the base you could probably stuff more than 100 bills in each toilet. Bolt them back down again.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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Up my ass and around the corner. They'll never think to look there.
If it's the police I'd lay it all out on the table. They'll somehow only find 5k after their search and because of semantics I'll get to keep the 10k.