Replace golf with tracks

This is just Action Park

do you think people can drunk drive trains without causing any problems?

You will not disturb the collared peccaries

All they want is to forage for beanis

Make it into a lacrosse type game. Drunk driving with golf clubs hitting the heads of trolls or something into holes like the hobbits did

he'll yea fuck golf

And plant lots of native trees thay you can crash into