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The penguin is okay, that's the only thing important here.
Should have tariffed him better
See, penguins were never meant to fly
The penguin, which had been placed in the box and on the lap of a passenger, slid off and knocked the pilot's controls just after take-off from **Bird Island **
take-off from **Bird Island **
The authority said that "the lack of secure containment for the penguin" was responsible for creating the "dangerous situation".Hahaha
I'm going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.
Is it bad that my immediate thought was "Is the penguin okay?"
"Ooh, look, a button!"
"Huh? Private, don't!!!"
they were probably trying to steal the penguin... so they got what they deserve
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
THIS is why america tariffed them!
Feathers mcgraw strikes again
it's because franklin sherman wasn't there to point out the plotholes
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