this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Gross Which video is this from so I can make sure to never watch it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Maya Bijou with Bambino in "bathroom spinner". You can never be too careful, FGM420.

https://tiny4k.com/models/maya-bijou

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Damn. The sauce master over here!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

They know their porn.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think that if you didn't have any arms, nobody would judge you for not making your bed. I don't have that excuse, I'm just lazy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I'll take it. You can't prove I'm not typing this with my feet.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I'm afraid we have to see the video before we can say if she is doing a good job.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeesh, she looks like she's being tortured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

.. with pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Does she have a matrix server filled with screaming racists?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really know, I've never gotten the scam. I just know the memes. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Really? I've gotten a half dozen or so. I don't interact with it at all and just report it so the admins can hopefully ban them before they bother too many people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I missed that part. Is that step 2, when you reply to the scam?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I think its after the part you add her on frendica

[–] [email protected] 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

She is not making it. She is eating it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Yummy in my tummy!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Remarkably with closed eyes. That requires a lot of routine.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

She's also blind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you're allowed to use your legs in bed making

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Yes, “bed making”