Men are witches too, but they'll also take a curiosity to women's wardrobe advice, apparently, so it's all good.
Where can I get black ballet flats in a men’s 13?
I think the men's equivalent is a kung fu shoe.
Aww I thought I was gonna get more fashion advice
Hey I kept reading. Fashion is fun
Same here. Bog witches are cool.
So what are the membership benefits compared among bog, forest, or mountain witches?
They aren't exclusive, you go to the forest for herbs and dancing, mountains for beauty and reflection. Bogs are for magical experiments and cocktails.
Bogs are also where you bury the bodies so they're nice and fresh next time you get the urge to do a little necromancy.
They didn't forget the bodies; they mentioned cocktails
Jfc, I read that without noticing what C/ I was on, thinking I would get some good fashion advice for my niece.
Turns out, I got some good hobby advice instead.
The bog witches are reproducing the conditions of the patriarchy by refusing membership to boywitches. The gendered segregation of magic is a patriarchal construct.
BYOC
