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File size compression (startrek.website)
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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

Got the joke, but technically it's more like grandma.jpg with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.

Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I will be .zip and I'll die on this hill

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and I'm also not extracting grandma

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Grandma.rip

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

What a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Here I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one:

fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69"
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Nah, just add water.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

more like an irreversible hashed version grandma.sha

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We're mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them

Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Now unzip her...zombie grandma

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