this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know the cars and their brand are trash

Seeing the gentle herd of polygons meander around on grass is surprisingly calming, like a bunch of oddly angular cows

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Before all this fascist crap I was excited at the idea of buying the silliest utility vehicle ever made. Too bad they're not only evil, they're not even utilitarian.

Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If it starts raining they're all stuck lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume rain is needed for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

A slight morning dew?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

The soil compaction from these two douchebags driving 6k lb vehicles on grass means that whole area is going to be dirt.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The longer I think of what I just watched, the cringeier I feel. I need a walk of shame.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I wanted to scroll away but I was frozen in a bizarre mix of horror and incredulity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I need a shower.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Was this intended as a joke, or is it just a set of delusional people?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Considering that it costs a few hundred dollars a day to rent one I am leaning towards delusion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Image being stupid enough to want one of these. Now imagine having such a shitty social group that you are no alone with that desire. Now imagine thinking that... whatever the fuck this video was.... is anything but utter cringe.

I think Bill Burr said something about Leon along the lines that he is the unfuckable dork and now he is out for revenge (for being "wronged" in the past). Cyberstuck drivers seem to be the same brand of people, only in poor (compared to the Dork in chief).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

TIL my g35 was also an offroad vehicle and not just an abused beater.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shit, I didn't realize Chevy Impalas were also all terrain vehicles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

$320K worth lame fun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I was watching hoping to see a raccoon chasing them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago