this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do we know he wasn't sitting on her pillow though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

See, that's why spelling matters, you forgot an h between s and i there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you're able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he's rushed off to the ER 🥰🥰🥰

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Colo-rectal help?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You don't rip ass on her pillow so she's reminded of you as your brand slowly wafts out over the next couple hours or days?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I tell my dog this all the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a spelling mistake?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but the meme implies she meant cologne.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Alas, both she and the rest of us know she meant exactly what she wrote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No spelling mistake, just someone tired of getting pink eye

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago