this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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If Elon Musk himself purchased a Cybertruck for you, what would you do with it? In what way would you deviously decorate it? The more spiteful the better!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I would not accept it, I would not sign the transfer, I would not take the keys, I would not acknowledge it in anyway apart from calling the police to report harassment.

I am fine with my Seat Leon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a lot of stainless steel,i can use that.

And the batteries are nice toys.

Throw the other garbage in the bin, I mean, elons back garden

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's ~~scrap~~ crap anyway!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since a gift is taxable, I would sell it for the amount i would be taxed for it + $1. That way it sells at a low price and some other idiot doesn't give elon money for a new one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would 100 people reselling it for $1 somehow affect overall sales? At the least it could skew sales statistics and maybe affect stock prices? I digress, that's all beyond my knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It would mean 100 less cybertrucks on the road. Im sure that would have a small impact, but an impact nonetheless.