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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the US Department of Justice:

Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.

So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's a religion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's definitely a sexual orientation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yup.

as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're being harassed for having common sense

There's a lot to unpack here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"It's just (race) science!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How are car owners a protected class?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ultra carbrain: terminal diagnosis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

People supporting Elon are definitely a cult. And considering the amount of real estate Elon has, I'd say they qualify as a religion according to Frank Zappa.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit to get out of my Tesla lease early. Fuck Elon and the board that enables him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit

I'd choose the 6k ngl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, there's gobs of them out here. I see one pretty much every day. The bay area is not the leftist mecca it is made out to be, there are a LOT of hard right tech bros out here who are on the Elon/Thiel/Yarvin train. Sure, you're gonna find more lefties who are more left than most places but the average is centrist lib, especially in SF proper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's wrong to harass people and vandalize private property for your need for political vengeance. What does a guy driving his cybertruck to work have to do with your political positions? How did you become such terrible people?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i think it’s valid expression of opposition to the very real rise in authoritarian and facist-adjacent ideologies. and judging by the pictured replies, these particular tesla fans aren’t exactly the most well adjusted or compassionate people.

plus, and this is just me being staunchly “eat the rich”, it’s not like they can’t afford to fix it. the net-harm done is much lower when the “private property” in question is best described as a $100,000 toy.

it’d be a different situation entirely if the primary reasons for owning a swastitruck weren’t either ideological, infantile, or both. but c’est la vie, it’s the world we live in.