Nina learned a valuable lesson that day: never show your boss how much time you actually need to produce results.
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Make the job as easy as you can for yourself, and TELL NO ONE!
Sign of a shit manager/boss, usually.
Good boss who sees this will go "oh thank God now you have your time freed up to do that thing you've been telling me we really need to get around to doing", cuz there's always at least like, 5 to 10 of those on the backlog anyways.
Seriously this.
Been in the industry for going on 15 years. Never happened the way this comic makes it out to be.
There is always work to be done. That employee ends up being a tech lead or IC and promoted.
Companies don't fire a whole team. They'll find ways to maximize that solution that automates a lot of work. Oh, you can automate a DB? Can you automate more things or train others to do the same?
And the whole team gets better and more creative work. I've watched my team evolve over and over. Ive jumped to a bunch of companies and continue seeing it happen.
It's hard enough getting good devs, so unless you work at a shit company, many hire real slow and often don't fire devs unless they're real bad apples.
And finally - Who the fuck wants to spend 8 hours making SQL queries manually? If your 40 hour job can be automated with a script, you're going to be unemployable regardless.
Yes, this is completely unrealistic. No tenured IT professional is just going to announce that they've doubled workflow efficiency overnight. They'll slow play the improvements until it becomes absolutely necessary to reveal them, and then act like they've been putting in extra work when in reality they've been spending 6 hours a day writing new Quake 3 mods.
Important service announcement:
If you automate a part of your work brag about always having your deliverables on time. Don’t brag about how little work you need to do to get there.

Also, make sure you have to do something essential that no one else knows how to do to make the automation work so you don't risk getting fired or if they fire you they don't profit from the tools you created.
There was a user on Tales from tech support that had tons of great stories including one where he left with all the documentation for the tools he had created over years of work for a company and they were left with useless tools once he was gone!
and they were pretty with useless tools once he was gone!
That was pretty slick, a dead's man switch 😆
I did a co-op position at the federal government during my undergrad where I automated my main task. I told my boss and he said that the efficiency was too high; they couldn't maintain the script when I left. He asked me to only report results in the usual timeframe (4 hours instead of 45 minutes) and to maybe download some Netflix.
My job never wanted to fire people. They just made working conditions so poor that people quit.
In the US this is called constructive dismissal. It's a tactic used by employers to get away with firing someone but not getting hit by unemployment insurance payments.
The good news for workers is, it still counts as being fired and you still qualify for unemployment if you "quit" under these conditions.
This is what most places I've been at did even when I was the newbie in the OP
"Oh, you helped us with some basic IT knowledge and can do even more for us later if we keep you and don't treat you like shit? How about I get 6in or less from your face and scream so loudly that your ears ring a little when I'm done?"
That's assault. Record that next time and get yourself a settlement.
I would punch that person in the face, justifiably.
I'm 6'4" and this dude was taller and bigger than me + ex-hockey and still regularly coached and taught said sport
As much as he would have deserved it, I'm 100% certain I'd have lost that fight
I instead quit on the spot and reported that place to corporate (who straight up told me I was the one in the wrong) as well as OSHA and a few others for various reasons like not having ladders on their docks despite 3 different people falling in and nearly drowning in 1 month
Next time they do that, get a hammer, and wreck his fucking mouth.
Abusing your employees should hurt in ways doctors can't fix.
Or don't, if you're a stable human being.
Never give more than 70%
The thing is, you can just use whatever resources you don't need for your job in some place where the principle you mentioned applies.
I spend 50% on things that make my life less annoying while at work. That might be research that is vaguely related to work but entertaining to me or it might be writing automation tools so I can work less. I have never given someone else my full effort. Except my spouse of course.
This is an interesting perspective. I've seen both sides of the coin. I've personally had hard work pay off significantly and at the same time it is what I wanted to do personally to challenge myself. I didn't have to.
I've also seen incredibly hard workers lied to and promised things only later to be told did you get it in writing?
It is hard to have your perspective when the job is menial, imo. Not a ton of personal growth as a garbage man or general laborer.
Nice, Cradle in the wild. I'm two books down currently
never do more work than you need to. only do enough work to not get fired.
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