this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's my walking down the road face. Gotta have a mean mug in big cities.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Poor Worf has resting mean mug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, maybe I'm doing it wrong. If anyone locks eyes with me I just give them the ol' forward nod/half smile and keep walking. Of course, I live in a moderately sized city compared to like, New York or LA.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The city I live in has a population of about 3.5 million.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

👀 Uh oh I think we might be neighbors

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not unless you live in south america.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

North America, but maybe timezone buddies!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As a full blooded indigenous person who lived through abuse as a kid, had parents who were abused, racism of all forms all my life, had several friends and close family die just about every year of my life, saw violence many times, did violence many times, had violence done to me many times, saw/lived/heard tragedy/disappointment/grief/pain/regret all my life, lived life in the wilderness where everything is hard, cold, heavy, tiring and full of danger ...... mean mug comes naturally now.

I always love it when I can play the dumbest silliest jokes on my non native friends while using my mean mug and watching the looks of confusion on their face as they wonder to themselves .... is he being funny? Or angry? Or psychotic?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Why haven't you done the dishes?"

That's a really good question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about this: Relax in the tub and do the dishes at the same time. You're already in water with soap, so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ah fuck you just reminded me I didn't do the dishes today before I left for a holiday. Oh well they'll be there for me when I get back I guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is my bath face. At just tall enough to be called tall I am too tall for some bathtubs. Or, by the time it is full I don't want to bother. Or the water is cold after 10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, I'm right there with you. And shower heads are always too low! I have to limbo every time I wash my hair and it's ANNOYING.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I live in an apartment where changing the plumbing would lose my security deposit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This style just screws on to the end where the shower head normally goes. 2 minutes on, two minutes off, your landlord never knows. Wrap a rag around the fitting so the wrench doesn’t scratch it.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QHT5VWN/ref=emc_b_5_mob_i

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE BUBBLES TICKLE MY NOSE :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this screencap photoshopped or actually in an episode? I don't recall ever seeing this despite watching TNG more times than I care to admit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Has both Lwaxana and alexander in it. If they could have shoehorned in some wesley and his mom's fuck ghost, it would be the most hated TNG episode of all time.

Who am I kidding. The fucking "tour guide/juggler" makes it the worst all on his own

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And also Riker's there, but he's injured and has some clips of past episodes for us to watch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did we hate the ghost fucking episode? I liked that one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have never met anyone who hates this episode. This is the one where Lwaxana shows up at the wedding naked.