Oh balls (lemmy.world)
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[–] 39 points 3 years ago

"Accidentally"

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    must be like one of those puzzles where you need to pass a ball at the time, and then both get stuck

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    How many of the balls tho?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    Maybe 2 were squeezed together in a single hole.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nothing some ice cubes can’t solve.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Your testicles will get larger when you grow up.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Oof the thought of this made me physically squirm

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Sit down naked until you hear an audible plop

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    That's kind of impressive

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    "Accidentally"

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    It annoys me that this has like six syllables too many.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I've never assembled IKEA furniture myself but I struggle to think how this happened.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Having assembled IKEA furniture, I'm pretty sure he didn't trap his sack during assembly lol.

    Sitting on a stool with holes in it combined with a nice warm shower, scrotum relaxes, balls slip through a hole. The problem is that standing will try to yank both through at the same time, which just isn't going to work. I don't have balls of my own (someone who does please correct me if I'm wrong) but I'd imagine that after that startling moment, the scrotum would probably try to retract is contents for protection, which would make matters worse.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I thought the same thing myself, until I noticed the drain...

    Now I'm stuck imagining what he was doing with the chair in the shower.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I work in hospice, so I'm in the homes of many, many elderly people. While it's not just the elderly, some people have balance, strength, endurance issues, or injuries that make standing and bathing risky. Falls are bad, falls when naked, wet, and onto hard surfaces are worse. You can purchase specialized medical equipment meant for shower use, but I can see someone using an inexpensive plastic stool as an alternative.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    I mean, in reality I would assume this would be it's purpose. But when put next to a picture of, what seems to be, him outside, the mind starts to wander.

    Obviously, disabled and handicapped people also go outside, so it's silly to generalize...the posted picture just doesn't help the picture in my mind go to appropriate places...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago
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    *chair on display

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  • [+] 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I feel like that's exactly what his face looked like the whole time.

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