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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/agitprop@hexbear.net

Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!

Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way

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[-] lengau@midwest.social 47 points 2 years ago

I just called that number as I have it on very good authority that one of my fellow South African immigrants overstayed his visa.

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

a boondocks comic. I can't add alt text right now.

In fact, that whole week of Boondocks was golden.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

We are all trying to figure out who this guy might be

[-] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

I also know of someone else who's in violation of US immigration law and every time he mentions how glad he is that Trump won I get more tempted to snitch.

[-] SoJB@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 years ago

It’s not a false report, it’s your “suspicion”.

It’s not perjury if you report based on feelings.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Oh for sure! I just said to make sure you don’t submit false reports! You have to only submit very real ones so it doesn’t waste their time, like I said

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

You're not "wasting time" you're a job creator. Definitely do not send these people to any sovcit compounds that would place these ahem workers, at unnecessary risk.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Googling most dangerous places in amerikkka

Ah fuck, fucking useless AI answers joker-amerikkklap

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Infinite Fargo Season 5 on Federal Immigration Agents

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago
[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

do not report millions of random white people to ICE

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

My neighboring property (the woods) is harboring dozens of illegal trespassers on my property (possums and raccoons) who have left indiscriminate threats against me (eaten the garbage I didnt lock up)

[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 years ago

isn't Gavin McInnes violating his visa by fomenting discontent? pretty sure Dinesh dsouza is, too.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Oh maybe! You better report that in a way that isn’t immediately announcing their names so that your tip helps ICE figure out what’s going on. That’s their job, after all, not yours.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago
[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

report places you know only have white people working there, like stores where vintage clothes are sold at a high mark up, crystal shops, old navy and gap

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure *67 doesn't work when you're calling the feds

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That would be ok if you’re submitting a report you think could be real!

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Remember, it's winter so the Canadian border is extra cold this time of year

Great time to send them looking in remote locations for windmills illegally crossing the border

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

*67 isn't going to get you very far if they decide to track down who is calling

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Well sure but we could also do nothing and let them spend all of their time chasing actual reports. Just make sure you’re submitting reports you think are real and there legally isn’t any issue! But do not submit false reports and waste their time

[-] bdonvr 12 points 2 years ago

*67 is not likely to keep you very anonymous if they want to find out

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Get a burner app. It costs like a dollar for a phone line, which you can immediately delete. Whatever money they spend investigating will be a hell of a lot more than a dollar.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Someone should really tell them there are a ton of Venezuelans living in Caracas, seems suspicious.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The Victims of Communism foundation, they've got literally millions of shady Germans in there

[-] Octagon9561@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Is it possible to DDoS a phone number? Hmm

[-] diego_maradona@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

anonymized number? how?

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