Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!

Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way

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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I just called that number as I have it on very good authority that one of my fellow South African immigrants overstayed his visa.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s not a false report, it’s your “suspicion”.

    It’s not perjury if you report based on feelings.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You're not "wasting time" you're a job creator. Definitely do not send these people to any sovcit compounds that would place these ahem workers, at unnecessary risk.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    do not report millions of random white people to ICE

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    isn't Gavin McInnes violating his visa by fomenting discontent? pretty sure Dinesh dsouza is, too.

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    report places you know only have white people working there, like stores where vintage clothes are sold at a high mark up, crystal shops, old navy and gap

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure *67 doesn't work when you're calling the feds

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Remember, it's winter so the Canadian border is extra cold this time of year

    Great time to send them looking in remote locations for windmills illegally crossing the border

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    *67 isn't going to get you very far if they decide to track down who is calling

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 2 years ago

    Well sure but we could also do nothing and let them spend all of their time chasing actual reports. Just make sure you’re submitting reports you think are real and there legally isn’t any issue! But do not submit false reports and waste their time

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    *67 is not likely to keep you very anonymous if they want to find out

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Someone should really tell them there are a ton of Venezuelans living in Caracas, seems suspicious.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    The Victims of Communism foundation, they've got literally millions of shady Germans in there

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Is it possible to DDoS a phone number? Hmm

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    anonymized number? how?

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