One feels there is an allegory for "too stupid to be afraid" buried in here.

used brave for like a year, saved up however much in their stupid coin and when i went to get it, my browser reset how many ads i saw.

This post needs to get to 666 upvotes and stay there.

does brave still provide free VPNs

I don't use Brave but did you take this screenshot or find it somewhere? I can't find this "tag line" when searching for Brave in the Playstore.