Just take jews out and add Mexicans, and you'll be good

It’s even worse because he thinks he’s charming, so he’s smug and cringe while being old and boring.

How dare you impugn "the weave"? 🙃

I've heard it's actually really difficult, because a good translator doesn't do it literally.

They're supposed to say something which gets the same meaning across, which often isnt what you'd get just by translating each word.

That leaves people translating trump with a problem: you can't generally turn his long rambling speeches into something with a clearly understandable meaning without putting words into his mouth, or summarising so aggressively that you'd only say a couple of sentences for every few minutes of speech

I know this is a joke, but as someone fluent in two languages, trust me when I tell you that translating anything Trump says effectively is borderline impossible, and that's a huge problem. It plays in his favor because people in non-english speaking parts of the world don't get to fully see how ridiculously incoherent he actually is; they only get the sanitized version of his ramblings.

Personally, it's been REALLY hard these past few years hearing and seeing the shit coming out of his mouth in its original language and at the same time not being able to at least share my worries with other people in my country without sounding crazy. It's very easy to underestimate the gravity of the situation from the other side of the world if you can't grasp how low the standards have sunk and still believe DT is just an average Republican president, and not living proof that the actual meaning of words has no value anymore.

Excuse me but the PRESIDENT knows many words, he is like a real big word book. One time a tall book, strong book, tears flowing down its pages said: sir, you are the man that knows most words of all, the wordest. It's true, it's true.

If only they could literally say "incoherent rambling" then take a five minute break. Alas, that’s not how it works.

Hitler had his faults, but spouting the baby talk shit this jackass does every day wasn't one of them.

Sounds like the start of a new Onion article. "Media giant Fox News accidentally broadcasts historical Hitler footage instead of the presidential inauguration."

Just replace "Germany" with "America" and "Jews" with "woke."

Or less if nature takes her course.

hopefully only four years