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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 284 points 2 years ago

Im not going to call it the Gulf of America. That's embarrassing.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

Nobody is except those ring-tailed dingdongs called the Republicans.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

And you. Since you posted with that exact name. Telling on yourself?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

No LOL I'm being sarcastic.

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would quote it or somehow explicitly indicate your sarcasm since it doesn't translate well over text. You can edit post titles.

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[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

I'll call it the Gulf of Carl's Jr

Because that's where we're at.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

I just realized Trump probably thinks it's the Golf of Mexico

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[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

Freedom Fries

[-] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna call it the Gulf of Chile, because Chile is the best country of chile fuck yeah 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The fact we're going to spend money to print new fucking maps is infuriating.

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Seriously, did anyone check how much money Rand-McNally and Garmin donated to the "inauguration fund?"

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Somehow I imagine schools that are just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products of ego. Like we as a nation are hilariously bad with geography but we don't need to throw in curve balls to make us look dumber.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 134 points 2 years ago
[-] arin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I was like where?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gulf of Mexico. Don't fucking legitimize it.

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago

I will not upvote any post that says gulf of America, regardless of being a joke. Fuck you.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 years ago

Gulf of America

No such place.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Sure there is, it's right off the American Ocean (not to be confused with the West American Ocean).

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[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago

Don’t even entertain the name with a joke. That’s lending it legitimacy.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago

Gulf of Mexico, you mean. The gulf of America is something that doesn't exist

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

The Gulf of America is the wealth gap between the poor and the ultra-rich.

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[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 years ago

Instead of Canada, we're going to rename it Canamerica. Instead of Mexico, we're going to name it Mexigoingtoamerica.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Then we can take back the Canama Panal.

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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Guild of Mexico.

Flippancy or sarcasm, or not, continuing to use his language only empowers it.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

United States North of Mexico

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[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Gulf Of Disappeared Dinosaurs Area Meteorite Nuke

or short: GODDAMN

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 2 years ago

Still think its weird he didn't start with changing new Mexico to something else but instead the gulf.

[-] Blaze@lemmy.cafe 13 points 2 years ago

Not sure if funny or depressing

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[-] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 years ago

Sooooooo back in 2008 when I lived in Houston, we got a solid inch of snow.. and the year before that when I was in California, it froze so bad the pipes burst…

I used to joke I brought the Midwest with me but it turns out it was just climate change :(

[-] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

I know this is a joke, but snow along the Gulf Coast, while not common, is also not unprecedented in the dead of winter. It was actually more common a century ago

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It snowed in the Gulf of Meh-hico? [using the Spanish pronunciation because fuck trump][eye dialect]

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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Should be called the Gulf of Water

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[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure they have more snow then parts of Canada right now

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'm in Canada and I have only a tiny wisp of snow that is frozen to our very very cold ground.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I'm in Canada, it's been snowing for days and we have 2 feet.

[-] richard3030@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago

If you still have 2 feet, the frostbite isn't too bad yet.

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[-] robolemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Can we piss everybody off by calling it The Gulf of the Americas?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Nobody calls it that. Gulf of Mexico Florida man here. Republicans I know think that's dumb and no one plans to say that

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nowhere is ideologically homogeneous. Stupidity is always a majority and the easiest to amplify.

The problems here are far more complex.

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