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Bathroom awards (lemmy.zip)

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[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

45 minutes?!

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

They had their phone with them.

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

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[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You need to eat more fiber.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 point 2 years ago

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago*

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[–] sircac@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822

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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/y7j1WkMYF_8

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.

P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.

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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.

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[–] Mixel@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

I need the STL file for this!