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Bathroom awards (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago

45 minutes?!

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

They had their phone with them.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

You need to eat more fiber.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.

[-] sircac@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/y7j1WkMYF_8

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.

P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.

[-] Mixel@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

I need the STL file for this!

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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