What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam
Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? No, OWLS hoo. Cows moo!
What do you call a line with no points?
A pointless line.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What did the liar say?
It will all be okay.
A man walks into a bar, and says "ow".
Your mom 😎
It doesn't even have to be contextually relevant
I can't believe you've done this
Two birst are perched on a branch. One turns to the other and says: I'll push you. And he pushed him.
The one I told at Christmas last month.
Me: when are they going on tour?
Niece: who?
Me: The Hawks
Niece: I don't know?
Me: you dont know about the Hawk Tua?
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