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Whats your stupidest joke? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? No, OWLS hoo. Cows moo!

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What do you call a line with no points?

A pointless line.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What did the liar say?

It will all be okay.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Your mom 😎

It doesn't even have to be contextually relevant

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I can't believe you've done this

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Two birst are perched on a branch. One turns to the other and says: I'll push you. And he pushed him.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The one I told at Christmas last month.

Me: when are they going on tour?

Niece: who?

Me: The Hawks

Niece: I don't know?

Me: you dont know about the Hawk Tua?

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