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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

THANK YOU for including Minnesota.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Michigander here. Home of the water, Canada's daughter. We're coming with you even if it's just for the hockey.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

wait a minute... can we make Colorado a land island??!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

In this case that's called an "exclave" and yes, I believe there would be a large willing number of those.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

As a representative of New Jersey, I approve this message.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Canada 2: Canadama

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hand me the sharpie, you missed Chicao

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. Just say: we changed our minds, the South can secede.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

I'm pretty sure Nevada and Arizona could still be salvaged.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

And Nova Scotia secedes 'cause fuck y'all mainlanders.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Whaddya at b'y? Crooked as sin ya leave us wit 'em.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Christ almighty, you Newfies gets yer own country too then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

As an Oregon resident, yes please!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Lose the green parts and you’ve got a deal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Someone needs to post this to trump on truth or X or whatever he uses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I for one support Canada as Americas headcrab

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Populous wise Im curious to see if that just made Canada larger than the U.S.

The GDP is likely equal as well, if not higher in Canada at that point. CA is much higher than TX and NY is still higher than FL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Give Alberta and Saskatchewan to the US.

Let the US keep the eastern third of Washington and Oregon. Canada doesn't really want those people anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure Canadians would want the 6 million Californians who voted for Trump (more than 38% of the voters in the state); or the 3.5 million New Yorkers who voted for Trump (42.7%). Maybe leave the mostly rural areas of the Dem states for Trumpistan?

Also the included states have a larger population than Canada, so it would be Canada joining the Dem states - which I can't see any sane 1st-world country doing.

Letting the Trump states become a country, and the Dem states (sans rural areas) become a different country, seems like it would make both groups vastly happier; tho it would require allowing at least a few years for people to swap states.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

From humanist/freedom perspective, the right way to do secession, is first have a state/regional vote, but then allow subregions to also choose to be the exception. The divide in US is primarily Urban/rural. There is the issue that freedom is illusional everywhere including the US. You need to be enslave to the rulership, and not allowed to leave, even if we let Netanyahu pick our leaders through a theater of an election.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you will also have to put something in the budget for a naval blockade of New Hampshire, there.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I don't want to share the great lakes with USA. Let's compromise and take the rust belt. There won't be enough of them to cause too much issues. Plus then we can get Chicago and Philly too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

the only thing I want is upstate michigan

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