I've read this is the Stanley Parable narrator's voice, which I assume is the intent.

this just makes me wish my resume ever got read by real humans anymore... at least then i could be cute with it.

I didn’t notice. Must’ve done that accidentally while cropping. Will update without mark

If you have coin

They exist! Drowning in a sea of shit, there are nuggets of gold. Have fun digging for them though.

I blocked that trolling mf such a long time ago and they still were the first person coming to mind lmao

Silicon Valley Quote

Richard: It says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you "crushed it"? 
Applicant: That's actually an old resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
Jared: So are we to understand that you did not "crush it" in 2012? 
Applicant: There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards. So I had to take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100%, at which point I resumed crushing it full-time.

I've found deeper conversations but they tend to be on super niche topics, and if it's anything you're actually familiar with you'll discover that 90% of the comments are people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about but enjoy presenting as knowledgable.

HackerNews might have more of what you're looking for, but be warned: nearly everyone on that site is in love with the idea that they are intelligent enough to speak authoratatively on all topics (they are definitively not), and the general culture is that the crazy reality distortion zone of the San Francisco Bay Area/working for startups/working for bug names like Google is an accurate reflection of general reality (it is not).

That's a large part of the reason why I got my degree yet work in a completely different industry. There's nothing to captivate my interest except my own work or other people's projects.

That and "fuck computers."