Also, little-known fun fact: the cow is a full Lieutenant.

Oh, I forgot that this week is when we get an influx of "If you start X at Y time, Z will happen at midnight" posts.

What a bovine moment, absolutely mootiful. A tail as old as time, just hope the moment isn't seen as too horny or that they don't milk it too much.

Part of me wants to know if the author has deliberately set up the time to make it so anyone trying this would start their year very disappointed, but this is the internet, that would never happen .. right?

In which media format? Stupid Paramount+ is going to have its stupid “not commercials” at the beginning of episodes, which might bork the timing.

If the cow's tongue tastes as good while the cow is still alive as it does when it's been cooked into taco meat, I wouldn't mind kissing a cow. 🤷🏻‍♂️