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Cutaway gag: Trosky is lying on the ground in a pool of blood with his arm over his torso and legs twisted in a classic Family Guy severely injured pose with a pick coming out of his skull next to Pyotr

Pyotr in Mexico on a landline: Joe, this is Pyotr, I'm done picking my team.

Stalin in his office in a split screen: Pyotr?? Where have you been? That game was in 1928! We are about to be invaded

Pyotr: I picked comrade Trostky! It took me a long time to find him, he was in Mexico! A lot of Mexicans down here...

Stalin: Good, tell him to come back, we can put aside our differences for now, the Fascists are sure to invade us soon, our spies learned of something called "Operation Barbarossa". Why did it take you so long to select a team?

Pyotr: Ooh... Pick as in select. My bad.

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[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

My guy has the chinballs and everything

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Omg I thought this was a family guy joke since that name sounds like Peter Griffin but russian

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait, I thought that was the joke. Is this real? Was this a real person named Pyotr Grifnovsky who looks like Peter Griffin?

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

@CloutAtlas@hexbear.net Op, please confirm is Pyotr Grifnovsky real?

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

The picture is of Alexander Shcherbakov

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

He's real in the sense that he exists... in our hearts.

In objective reality, no, it is a made up Slav version of the name Peter Griffin. I am 99.9% sure Grifnovsky is not a real surname.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

He is real, that's a picture of will Menaker's dad.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

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