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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 176 points 7 months ago

[-] [email protected] 95 points 7 months ago

This might be the first guy to ever get a million different alibis from complete strangers.

[-] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago

Lol I’ve actually been to this game store many times

[-] [email protected] 101 points 7 months ago

Is Luigi as kind and handsome as he appears?

[-] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He’s actually kinder and handsomer

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

Everyone who goes there says he is.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago

Holy shit it's real

[-] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago

I’m convinced. I have reasonable doubts that the police got the right guy. The jury should find the same.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

And even if not, they should find him innocent anyway. A way to... nullify using a jury. And they should never talk about this ever.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Now I would never advocate for jury nullification because it’s illegal. Even though if you did do jury nullification there would be no way to punish you and Luigi would go free with the state having no ability to charge him again for the same crime. I would never say that if you are aware of jury nullification to not bring it up when they are selecting witnesses and, I certainly wouldn’t say that once you get on the jury you should not explicitly mention jury nullification but instead protest the fact that you have reasonable doubts and encourage others to also have reasonable doubts because of the aforementioned jury nullification being illegal. I would definitely not do any of that.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Username is ominous. Im glad you'd never do such a thing.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

I wish I could buy a game from this shop.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

I believe it.

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