If you're pounding back energy drinks on the regular, the type of sugar they use should be the least of your concerns.
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Can I PLEASE just get a bubbly drink with caffeine that is unsweetned. The canned coffee is all too expensive and most of that has sugar in it to.
Just give me a sparkling unsweetened tea with extra caffeine. Is that to much to ask?
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Ma'am, that is a 33 cl mixture of gas station sludge. It has no syrup, leaves, or apple juice. It is an amalgamation of the industrial output of several laboratories, distilled, mixed, powdered, re-liquefied, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy water chalice. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this terrible liquid exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of water is more than gas station sludge. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a higher glucose variety if you would prefer that.
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Why is fucking rittenhouse in the image?
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We're all fucked. Whether it's sugary or sugar-free, if your brain likes it it's probably bad for you.
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Yeah, Monster will kill me. That's why I drink it...
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Water and/or unsweetened tea or coffee is pretty good.
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this is why I always try to use non sugar-free alternatives
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