The New York Police Department is crowd-sourcing their investigation into the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson to the general public after two days with no positive ID on the shooter. But they may not get much help from the internet, according to multiple popular TikTok sleuths.

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[–] 118 points 2 years ago (6 children)

The media organizations owned by billionaires can’t understand the mystery. They continually screw over their employees, the public trust, their customers, the government and everyone else they can are baffled as to why the public is unwilling to help. Billionaires everywhere are quoted as wondering why they aren’t tasted like the deities they see themselves as.

More at 11.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Of course they understand, they're not dumb, they're evil.

    I think what's been the shock, if anything, has been has slow the Americans have been to react. That it's gone this far without the people of the country doing anything is wiiiild. I guess all that lost sugar, lead and tapeworm IQ is doing it's job.

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    [–] 112 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    Anyone who rats him out will be the most hated person in America. There’ll be folk songs casting them as Judas and raps comparing them to the killers of Black Panther organisers and artworks of them burning in Hell with Hitler and Nixon and Murdoch, and eventually their descendants will change their surnames to evade the association.

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The hostel that handed over images to police before they had a warrant is already catching shade.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Have you taken a look at Facebook or Twitter....?

    This is the single most unifying event in America since the Game of Thrones finale...

    MAGA chuds, blue hairs, tankies, and normies, are all pretty united in their collective "lol".

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Honestly, i never knew this would be the big event that would rally humanity together--i am 100% here for it though

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    Where are the dipshit trolls who inhabit the dark corners of the internet? ... why aren't they going out to help to endlessly troll and make life a living hell for the investigators? Whenever some dumb internet contest happens, they're usually the first to appear to spoil everything ... they should be jumping on this one to troll the police while at the same time gain a bit of social sympathy from the masses.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I saw a thing about NYC having a lookalike contest?

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    It's funny because 2010 internet would have tried to find this guy no matter the circumstances. I'm glad the enamor of social media has worn off so that "not your army" is completely internalized.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Maybe if the guy wasn't such a piece of shit the pigs wouldn't be the only ones trying to solve his murder.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    something, something, first 48 hours

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