Spock on a Cock?

Vulcan on a Hulk Hen?

A Star Trekker on a big pecker?

Resting scowl and a giant fowl?

Half breed and an avian steed?

S'Chn T'Gai on a mount that can't fly?

Nimoy on a chicken boy.

*Ahem* Uh, excuse me, but I don't believe Mr. Spock wore a red shirt.

Ha! I mean - heh - are we to belive the Enterprise's Science officer is now suddenly a part of the security and engineering detail??

I hope whoever it was got fired for that blunder!

Redshirt on a large bird

A very sloppy rhyme. Shirt, bird, shirt, bird… it just doesn’t work!

Vulcan on a rooster

Actor on an evolved raptor.

Don't google that by the way...

It's a Vulcan on a.... oh, never mind.

https://dubvee.org/post/2101528

My contribution last time was Bones on cones.

I had no idea Spock could ride bare back like that

This sounds like a Porn Parody of Search for Spock (on a Cock).

I got a much different picture when I tried to use ai to generate... Can not unsee...

leather on a feather.

Just to clarify. Is it, A. Spock on a big cock (so dirty!) B. Spock with a huge cock (so sexy)

This is the high quality of journalism I have come to expect.

Sounds more like a Sulu thing

Super on a pooper.