Spock on a Cock?

Vulcan on a Hulk Hen?

A Star Trekker on a big pecker?

Resting scowl and a giant fowl?

Half breed and an avian steed?

S'Chn T'Gai on a mount that can't fly?

Spock on a cock for anyone else struggling with "vulcan on a rooster."

Do NOT search "Spock on a Cock" on the open internet.

...Or do, idc, it's 2024 you can look at what you want (for now).

Spock on Cock has been on the Internet longer than most people here.

I've also heard of the dessert spotted dick.

By the same logic, I assume this is a Spock'd cock?

If I'm honest, I've never heard of elf on a shelf, other than in posts like this.

Vulcan on a Langshan?

Dude on food.