fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn't go out on a date with a girl

Real and straight.

Anon didn't have sex.

Fake: Anon is attracted to girls and any girl is attracted to Annon

Gay: Anon is very gay

Why would those girls set him up to fail? Flip the bet; date if you score.

This is the kind of clueless shit I would’ve done back in college. I can’t dunk, but I was just as good as anon at being completely oblivious.

Anon is strong and independent, he doesn't need to appear clumsy to attract sympathy.

OK, I put a lot of thought into this, and here's what I've concluded.

When the girls came up to anon and suggested the bet, he should have said: "Sorry, ladies, I can't take that bet. See, whenever I do something, I give it 100%. So when I'm on the court, I'm being true and faithful to the sport of basketball. And the one thing I can't do..." (he locks eyes with the girl he likes) "...the ONE thing I can't do is be unfaithful." (he gives his best boyish grin, then goes and makes the dunk.)

:::spoiler spoiler Your partner should be happy to see you succeed. Subjecting yourself to failure in order to please someone, particularly a trifling-ass rando, is denial and devaluation of the self. Tell her to miss a dunk and see how she handles it. Worst case scenario, she dunks so hard that you end up pregnant. Is it worth the gamble? Not for me to answer, that’s between you and god.

oh anon

Anon avoids double embarrassment of missing a dunk and having the girls go "SIKE"

He should have refused to elaborate.

This one made me wince

fumbled because of excess swag