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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose ๐Ÿ‘€

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There's ~~too~~ ~~to~~ two different ways to pronounce and spell many words.

Fuck, that's three!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Steady up over ~~their~~ ~~they're~~ there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Don't phuck with my head, I'm two drunk!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What about the words that are only different in tone.

Content and content

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans...or almost, anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations of Aristotle and chipotle within a generation.

Chip-ot-el

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Okay TIL that these aren't pronounced the same.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Looser wearing lose clothing?

๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Obviously the plural of foot is feet, so the plural of book should be beek.

Or one sheep should be a shoop.

There's also the English Vowel Shift. Which means words either side of it are inconsistent.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Only online and since I hear the words I read it is really fucking annoying.

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