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[–] 69 points 2 years ago (8 children)

This is not true love. True love is stop playing a game that can't be paused in the middle of a cutscene or combat.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ah.

    I just figured out why I'll never find true love, then.

    I ain't doing that for anyone.

    Except my cat.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have and my wife likes to test it as she never has anything to say to me unless im in the middle of a cutscene that can't be paused.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago*

    I have and my wife likes to test it as she never has anything to say to me unless im in the middle of a cutscene that can't be paused.

    As someone who has also found true love...I felt that comment in my bones. I guess it cannot be true love if it's never tested...lol.

    Edit: And all the game developers who make 'start' skip the cutscene instead of pausing it need to fix their shit. Argh. Lol.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    *I talked to the people in the online lobby and explained that I had to leave for personal reasons and was sorry to leave my teammates alone, then everybody, even the opposing team wished me a good day, just to be here.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    The real reason gamers don’t have sex, the price is just too high.

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  • It twas and online ranked match

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  • [+] -11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    His shirt could have said something misogynistic and she would have found something else compliment. She's not kissing him because of his shirt. She's kissing him because he's a tall able-bodied cisgendered straight good-looking bearded white guy.

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