Woah crazyyyy, free speech absolutist capitalist seems to hate competition. I wonder why!

Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of Twitter employees

LOL, you mean all those employees you unceremoniously fired?

Though I don't think this will happen

These two need to just fuck and get it over with already

Figure it out in the ring

Lmfao. Well, thanks for the free PR, I'm sure, because some poor secretary in his office knows there isn't jack shit they can sue over.

Not that I'm ever going to pretend to like Meta, but having competition is supposed to be the definition of his precious free market. There's even rules and everything about monopolies. Can't take issue with that unless he's ready to declare himself not a capitalist.

Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.

We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don't open the cage.

I'm confused, I thought Elon was trying to kill Twitter on purpose.

let them eat each other out

I don't think it's your competitors that are the problem, Twitter.

Zuckerberg still wants that match. Decided to step into the social media ring

Lol I hope they fight and burn all the cash

Maybe that was their game with the federation stuff. "Hey we didn't start this, we were just following suit on this open source project". Anyway this logic wouldn't fly in any court, they can't have a copyright on text-based social media. They can only own their branding. Musk is just throwing a hissy fit again

Where is my cage fight?

Eh anyone can threaten to sue. Let me know if he finds a lawyer to file that thinks they have standing. I wonder if mom competes are valid if you get laid off. They are mostly not valid at all in California already.

Can't they just fist-fight each other and disappoint all of the viewers already?

I demand a match in the Thunderdome.

On the other hand, it would be the most boring match ever...like two wet noodles fighting...

Is anyone surprised Musk is throwing another hissy fit?

Sue for what? Such an entitlement. Should ford and GM sue him for competing with their car business?

Musk’s a wallfacer

Zucks hair looks like those tiktok vids of guys who's baber fucked their haircut up.