This is perhaps too onion-y, but somebody has to drop it in the thread:

The Onion's statement on the purchase

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

From the CNN.com article.

I have an odd urge to subscribe to their printed syndication

would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …

The first Artikel better be about gay frogs, or I'm gonna be pissed!

*golf clap*

Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion

I hope JorDan from knowledge fight get a chance to work with the onion, no one knows alex's brain better than Dan and could write a perfect spoof version

Wow. This is historic. I bet he's got hot blood moving through him fast.

Community name does not check out /s

Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

let's fucking go!