Knock, knock
Who's there?
The interruptive cow
The interrup-
MOOOOOO
Don't teach them this one unless you're visiting a relative you don't like
Do they not sell kids joke books in the check out line at the grocery store anymore? Used to be tons of those.
There's no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
I have some sense of self preservation. She's bad enough right now calling everyone a banana!
I pull out a sketch book, say I will do a portrait and put my thump up for reference then hand them a high detail illustration of my own thumb. Lot of effort.
Why shouldn't you go the forest at noon?
That's when the ripe elephants fall from the trees.
Why does the alligator have such a flat nose?
Because he went to the forest at noon.
Bonus points if you space them out a bit with unrelated jokes.
I feel like a rambly long-form joke like this could really land: https://youtu.be/AXtNUgEWgQI
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