Cat looks like it’s settling in to have a serious conversation with you about the catnip it found in a shoebox hidden in your closet.

Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

This is something!

This is AI right?

That kitty is fully cognizant of their own majesty.

This ain't pretty boss

Come, sit down, I won't hurt you. You see me, I see you too. Let's look into each others eyes until they're tied. You don't want not like that.