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The White House hopeful sat down with Dan Bongos from MSNBC and recounted what he saw: "It was amazing, you know, tremendous, we had Anubis there and he was weighing my soul so I could pass on to the afterlife, and you wouldn't believe, my soul was pure, it's like no one had ever seen, even the machine elves were amazed, they've never seen it."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fakest of the fake news because there's no way trump-moist has room in that lead sponge inside his skull for a new idea to him like Anubis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People don't realize what a firm believer in ancient Egyptian religion and mythology Trump is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that what the Space Force is about? Weaponizing Egyptian mythology and applying its aesthetics to space-capable mecha?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No. The Space Force' actual mission is to reestablish a link between Earth and the rest of the Stargate network so that Trump may ascend and join with a Goa'uld host, taking his place as one of the greatest System Lords the Milky Way has ever known.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Speaking of the Goa'uld, how's your current human host body doing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Never been stronger, unfortunately even a Goa'ulds healing abilities can't fix this voice.