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Here is a handy reference for some choice western imperialist definitions of words.

Dictatorship: state that rejects western capital and its influence/occupation

Terrorists: resistance below the state level that rejects western capital and its influence/occupation

Authoritarian: see Dictatorship and Terrorists, as well as anything they don't cover that have the same general rejection

Democracy: state that welcomes western capital in with open arms and/or is a proxy for it

Genocide: when enough people living in a Democracy get murdered in a short span of time in a way that inconveniences western capital

Capitalism: when everyone has an iphone which is obviously a drastic improvement over Primitive people who didn't have one

Communism: when no one has an iphone

Socialism: when only a few people have iphones and they suck more because communism bad

Colonialism: when those people who aren't that different from us are in the way of occupation and expansion, so they actually suck and are way different now and don't understand what a wheel is

Primitive: see Colonialism

Imperialism: when Russia and China exist

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