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The vice presidential hopefully enthusiastically shouted out "I GOT A ROCK ON FOR EROXON!" and swallowed a handful of the medication at a campaign stop at their headquarters today.

An hour later he was complaining of a painful erection that would not go down. Even after staffers offered him a copy of Juggs and 10 minutes of alone time in the hotel room.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, 10 minute?

Does he really need 9 minutes of recovery? Poor bastard.