I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

Even then those are bad cleaning instructions...

But first it said they are usually clean. So that can’t be the context. If there was a context. But there is no context because AI is fucking stupid and all these c-suite assholes pushing it like their last bowel movement will be eating crow off of their golden parakeet about two years from now when all this nonsense finally goes away and the new shiny thing is flashing around.

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

"1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man."

This actually happens very frequently in the US. When hunters harvest a bird they report their kills in compliance with hunting regulations. If any of your birds have leg or neck bands you report that information as well. The bands have a tracking number on them, and scientists use them to monitor populations and migration patterns. It's literally part of their plan.

You get to keep the bands as well (I only have experience with banded geese and ducks). They're a neat memento.

"Remove the label"

Technically, it's not wrong.

It's also not helpful, but it's not wrong.

It's not actually wrong, but it certainly didn't answer the actual question.

I think it took note of it being about rescue pigeons and assumed they would have a tag on them and then gave cooking directions for them

Well yeah, you have to clean it first.

The context is clear to a human. If an LLM is giving advice to everybody who asks a question in Google, it needs to do a much better job at giving responses.

Or, hear me out, there was NO figuring of any kind, just some magic LLM autocomplete bullshit. How hard is this to understand?

"You're holding it wrong"

Not they could. They do. You can buy squab in restaurants. Maybe stores but none I've seen.