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Trump adds Wesley Willis' "Rock and Roll McDonald's" to his campaign rally playlist (hexbear.net)

submitted 19 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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McDonald's is the place to rock

It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

It is a good place to listen to the music

People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve Big Macs

They serve Quarter-Pounders

They will put pounds on you

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst

They are worse than Burger King

A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat

A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat

Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's

Rock on London

Rock on Chicago

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

fakenews

whew, I don't know if I could handle wesley willis being appropriated by chuds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

In this house Wesley Willis is a hero, end of story

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

He made the most of a bad hand. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

fucking fake news comm got me again angery

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's my first entry into it. success

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

You popped your fakenews cherry getting someone on your first go no less! congratulations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

God dammit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Donald Trump is a candidate for President.

He is in the Republican Party.

He is running again after he lost in 2020.

If he wins, this will be his second term.

DONALD TRUMP

Trump has a crazy fan base.

They are ridiculously dedicated to him.

The Democrats don't like him.

They don't want him to win.

DONALD TRUMP

(instrumental)

Donald Trump has a big tower.

It is over in New York.

He starred in a reality show.

He said "you're fired".

DONALD TRUMP

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Feastables, Feast Like a Beast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

God i wish he was alive today, holy shit this is gold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

order-of-lenin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Mr willis wouldve never allowed that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I wupped Batman's Ass!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

They threw me out of church!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Lee Greenwood in shambles that it wasn't McDonald's and You

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

RIP Wesley Willis

I still remember when we headbutted each other.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Sounds like story time to me.