It's cool looking not gonna lie, but in an "I would download this from the asset store for a game" way

Just build fucking trains and pay bus drivers you freaks

okay, I am a massive slut for the pseudo art deco style it has going on here, I have to admit

Everything else? ugh, why?

Private train?

We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them

I've said it before and I'll say it again: credulous bazingas that watched sci-fi treats and really liked the blue curtains in them.

My car unfortunately has low clearance. It regularly uncomfortably scrapes against most inclines. The bottom panels in the front are mutilated. I can't get out of my driveway without worrying that I'm going to bend some pipe unless I angle it perfectly.

There's absolutely no way in hell these aren't as gimmicky as the Las Vegas hyperloop where it's just a circular tunnel that Teslas can't even self-navigate. Maybe this thing can be manually offloaded from a tow truck and programmed to slowly move around a completely flat track, but I could not take it across my 10 minute commute. There are multiple local rail crossings I think it'd get stuck on and the storm channels on our intersections would probably destroy the front of it.

you know how it always happens: you're in a group of 18 to 20 people, you need to all go to another location, and everyone complains that there isn't a taxi that can accommodate your whole group without splitting into four vehicles

The hell is this?

Forget the train, I'm more impressed with the M.C. Escheresque architecture on those pillars in the background

Nobody.

Elon fans are just sunk-cost coping at this point. They know this shit is cringe but they hope but passionately insisting it isn't they can warp reality around to come closer to their mind palace.

I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A

i think it's cool that it looks like a toaster :)

Apparently investors werent - $TSLA down ~10%

My guess is Francis Ford Coppola. I bet he'll put these in Megalopolis 2

I would be impressed if this were some form of standard public transport.

A private bus that will get stuck on the first speed bump it tries to go over.

Gilded Age 2 fuckin sucks

take me to my wedding on the ironman zamboni

https://dunenewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/emperor-shaddam-and-the-guild.png

There were people going crazy for this in that unveiling clip I saw posted here. One dude yelled, "Fuck yeah" and another was going, "What is that?!?", like he was personally meeting Jesus. Made me sick.

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?

Caesar Catalina shit