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Car Issues (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Mechromancy

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

There's your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So you got... caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all... seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Adeptus Mechnicus: "So? Seems like a normal day for me."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Praise the omnissan!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That’d be the witchiest!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That many necromancers can't come cheap

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It's pronounced COH-ven...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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