These are all brilliant

These are all really funny, but I think sith lord and secret santa are funniest to me.

These are hilarious!

I would definitely have the "Vital Contributor" badge if it existed.

I would have the secret santa one like 3 times. Keep making that mistake when messing around with discord bots.

If anyone pushes to prod on a Friday you're a special kind of demented. Unless you get weekend OT, but even then.

Oof, I think I'd have a couple of these.

I also once broke a completely different repo with a history rewrite and force push once. Turned out some repo had some odd form of reference to one of mine that depended on a specific commit hash, so the commit hashes changing (even though the files they cared about didn't change) broke them. Oops. I didn't even know anyone else was using it and thought it was safe!