Missed opportunity for "the next day he woke up dead."
Now how the hell does someone wake up dead?
I'm trying to sympathy for the victim but I just can't.
Maybe try a bit harder. This is a very easy mistake to make if you don't cook often. He was twenty. So maybe you can keep your bullshit deep inside and say nothing if you have nothing substantial to say. People don't live and die for your fucking approval.
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