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[–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Looks like they used cookie dough instead of pizza dough so it melted.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    It's good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren't toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person's mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don't trust edible "glue".

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I used to sell appliances, and i saw ovens that have cameras in them, and you can see your food in the smart app on your phone. I always thought that this feature was dumb and useless…

    …until today.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    We're all beautiful on the inside. Or at the least we all look the same once consumed.

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