Never have I ever read a single book or watched a single movie of the Harry Potter series.
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I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.
Never have I ever attended a middle or high school
Never have I ever watched/read anything relating to Lord of the Rings.
My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha
Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o
Never have I ever drank coffee
I'm throwing the bullshit flag on this one. Never curious? Never saw a frappuccino and tried it? Never just experimentally had a sip out of curiosity? I'm not buying that.
I have never ridden a horse.
Never learned to ride a bicycle.
Never have I ever said lol.
As a Dutch guy this one is auto fail as lol means 'fun' so we use it a lot unironically
Never have i ever learned the alphabet(i am referring to the order, not the letters)
How did you manage this one?
Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation
Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.
My friends hate me for this one
I'll start:
I have never been inside of a treehouse
Friendly reminder that lemmy votes are public
Never have I ever eaten a hamburger/cheeseburger/steak
I purposely don't because it's an interesting talking point for breaking ice.
I have never dated a woman.
Only interesting if you're romantically attracted to women, though.
Never done any recreational drugs.
Never have I ever seen Titanic.
I have never had a serious injury requiring medical help (broken bones, concusssion, anything that should have you going to the ER, regardless of whether or not you actually did)
Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.
I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.
I've never had a close family member or friend die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.
Lucky you. My dad died from cancer when I was 14. That was rough.
Recently my mom died at 70 years old. The last time I saw my mom alive was at her sister funeral a month before. Three months later, her last remaining sister died. Same year my brother in law also died. 2022 was so far the worst year of my life. Covid was not the reason for any of the deaths.
But hey, no matter how bad things might be, they can always get worse.
Never have I ever eaten shrimp
Never have I ever heard "I'm proud of you" from my Dad :'(
I'm not your dad, but I'm proud of you. The absolute least I know about you is you don't mind admitting pain, so I'm proud of you. π«
Never have I ever drank alcohol illegally or underage.
Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).
I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Never have I ever gone to school in grades K-12.
Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me
So I guess the poop knife hardly ever gets used in your house then.
never have i ever broken a bone
Iβd like to tell a story about βnever have I ever,β because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play βnever have I ever,β I would say, fine, we can play, but please donβt use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said βnever have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,β and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.
Nope. βNever have I everβ was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.
People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.
Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.
Jesus fucking christ the people you met in college were animals.
Never have I ever failed an exam.
Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.
Never have I had more than one sex partner.
At a time or total?
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