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submitted 1 year ago by bizarroland@fedia.io to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Here's the rules:

1: Post something you have never done that you think many people do. 2: Read the other posts, if you have done that thing, upvote it. If you have not done that thing, downvote it. 3: If you believe the person is lying, call them out on it in a reply. 4: If you are called out, give the full story. 4a: If you see a thread containing the full story, boost the person you think is right and truthful.

Person who has the most upvotes when the thread dies wins.

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[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 132 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever read a single book or watched a single movie of the Harry Potter series.

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[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

You are very right in every aspect of this. It's a poison, and it kills hundreds of thousands every year.

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[-] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 111 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever attended a middle or high school

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[-] AliSaket@mander.xyz 99 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever watched/read anything relating to Lord of the Rings.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah well how did you spell it?

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[-] python@programming.dev 97 points 1 year ago

~~My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha~~

Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o

[-] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 96 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever drank coffee

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

I'm throwing the bullshit flag on this one. Never curious? Never saw a frappuccino and tried it? Never just experimentally had a sip out of curiosity? I'm not buying that.

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[-] eightpix@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

I have never ridden a horse.

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[-] ulkesh@beehaw.org 90 points 1 year ago

Never learned to ride a bicycle.

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 87 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever said lol.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago

As a Dutch guy this one is auto fail as lol means 'fun' so we use it a lot unironically

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 81 points 1 year ago

Never have i ever learned the alphabet(i am referring to the order, not the letters)

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

How did you manage this one?

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[-] BigLime@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 year ago

Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation

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[-] konalt@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

At least Wall-E ;-;

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[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 71 points 1 year ago

I'll start:

I have never been inside of a treehouse

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[-] mlfh@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 year ago

Friendly reminder that lemmy votes are public

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever eaten a hamburger/cheeseburger/steak

I purposely don't because it's an interesting talking point for breaking ice.

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[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 year ago

I have never dated a woman.

[-] Bonifratz@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Only interesting if you're romantically attracted to women, though.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

*Never have I ever dated another person of my preferred biological sex or orientation

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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 year ago

Never done any recreational drugs.

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[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever seen Titanic.

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[-] ResidentCoffeeCat@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I have never had a serious injury requiring medical help (broken bones, concusssion, anything that should have you going to the ER, regardless of whether or not you actually did)

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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.

I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never had a close family member or friend die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.

[-] StThicket@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

Lucky you. My dad died from cancer when I was 14. That was rough.

Recently my mom died at 70 years old. The last time I saw my mom alive was at her sister funeral a month before. Three months later, her last remaining sister died. Same year my brother in law also died. 2022 was so far the worst year of my life. Covid was not the reason for any of the deaths.

But hey, no matter how bad things might be, they can always get worse.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever eaten shrimp

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[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 35 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever heard "I'm proud of you" from my Dad :'(

[-] red_pigeon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not your dad, but I'm proud of you. The absolute least I know about you is you don't mind admitting pain, so I'm proud of you. 🫂

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[-] No1@aussie.zone 31 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever played "Never have I ever".

Wait.....

[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 28 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever drank alcohol illegally or underage.

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[-] Bonifratz@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).

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[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever gone to school in grades K-12.

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[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

So I guess the poop knife hardly ever gets used in your house then.

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[-] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

never have i ever broken a bone

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago

I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Jesus fucking christ the people you met in college were animals.

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[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever failed an exam.

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[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.

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[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Never have I had more than one sex partner.

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